Nuclear Pac-Man vs the Aliens of Planet 67

Pac-Man was running around eating dots when the alien invasion started. The thing that made him sus was that all of the ghosts had disappeared. Then he saw the alien ship flying toward Chicago. Then he thought that something was up. Suddenly the aliens fired their lasers at Pac-Man but missed. He jumped up onto the ship and karate kicked the door down. Across the control room, two aliens spun around. One of the aliens threw a wet ham sandwich at him. Pac-Man caught it and chucked it back across the room. It hit the control panel and Pac-Man leaped out a window. The spaceship exploded in a fiery ball of flame and the invasion ended.