Hi! Welcome back to Thingamabob. Here’s a brand new story.
One time there was an evil villain who made a potion. He put it in a lady’s lipstick. A bunch of babes bought the lipstick. They turned into skeletons.
Now you know what’s coming. I’m going to call…
…the pizza place.
I’m kidding. I mean calling Ninja McCrackers-and-Cheese. But seriously? Should I order a pizza?
Alright, fine. I won’t.
Ninja McCrackers-and-Cheese plunged into battle and used his mega chainsaw to cut through a bunch of she-skeletons.
“Help!” shouted one. “I almost chipped a nail!”
Ninja McCrackers-and-Cheese chainsawed through all the skeletons until there were two left named Tracy and Tiffany.
“You’ll never defeat us!” they said. They were cut short when Ninja McCrackers-and-Cheese defeated them.
DING-DONG! My pizza’s here!
What? Can’t narrate on an empty stomach, can you? THE END
One thought on “Warfare: Attack of the Facially Obsessed She-Skeletons”
Loved the story Suarami. See you soon.