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One day in Thingamabob, a drop of green goo fell from the ceiling and hit my ham sandwich. It came to life and started trying to eat people.  You’re thinking, can’t I just eat the ham sandwich? Nope. It’s got chocolate sauce on it, and I HATE chocolate and ham. Okay. Time to call NinjaContinue reading “Warfare: My Ham Sandwich Tries to Eat ME”

Hi! Welcome back to Thingamabob. Here’s a brand new story. One time there was an evil villain who made a potion. He put it in a lady’s lipstick. A bunch of babes bought the lipstick. They turned into skeletons. Now you know what’s coming. I’m going to call… …the pizza place. I’m kidding. I meanContinue reading “Warfare: Attack of the Facially Obsessed She-Skeletons”

By Suaram In the city of Thingamabob, a portal opened and a bunch of robot zombies came out. They had three REALLY buff and powerful warlords. “Ha ha ha,” they said. Now we shall take over the world!” What the zombie warlords didn’t know was that the famous ninja Ninja McCrackers-and-Cheese was right behind them,Continue reading “Warfare: Revenge of the Robot Zombie Warlords”

CreeperPuppy is very fun. He is loving and kind. He likes to eat and play games. He has cute cuddles. He runs fast. He once caught covid. He is reading now. He had to go to the bathroom. I feel sick. I love CreeperPuppy very much.

george was in the white house kitchen making a ham sandwich. Then the sandwich exploded!!! george flew back. when the smoke was gone he saw something. it was an evil peace of ham, he ran into da sword room and nabbed one. but he thought of something. he ate the ham. the end

Here is why I like toast. it has flakey crust. it has yummy taste. IT IS SO GOOD. Here is why i like cookies. the choco chips are melty and good. they are CRUNCHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY. the end

I am still showing as virus-free (hooray) and will be isolating with the COVID positive boys. They have been fever-free since yesterday and have been spending an inordinate amount of time on their tablets. One dividend from this will be that they will each submit a daily post for your reading pleasure. I hope youContinue reading “Dispatch from Isolation Ward, Day 2”

Today was the quietest day yet for our whole trip. Our youngest two Adventurers woke up feeling yucky so we spent most of the day taking care of them and making plans for the next few days. While Brian stayed with the boys, Tracy, Tiffany and Suaram took to the streets of the neighborhood forContinue reading “Barcelona, Spain; Day 3”

It had been a long drive, and it was 10:00, though it didn’t look like it. The sun had gone down over the mountains, but the sky was still the color of burning flames. The rest of the sky was indigo. Tall trees and leafy bushes looked flammable enough to immediately catch fire if aContinue reading “Just A Little (Fiction) Story from Suaram”

This story takes place on the twenty-second of June 2021. Please remember that while it is funny now, it wasn’t funny when it happened. The kids were trying to go to sleep in Yosemite National Park. We had had a great day in the park. If you want to see what we did, please goContinue reading “From Suaram – Bears In Yosemite- A True Story”

I’m having a great time in Cascade Locks. I suggest families having a world trip. It’s awesome. I just love the sounds!

The campfire blazes. The forest seems quiet. This is life in the wilderness, and it’s what we have to get used to on day 11 of our World Tour. It’s Tuesday, June 29, and most of us are missing home. Most of us. We enjoy the pool and we’re splashing around in it. There’s aContinue reading “From Suaram – Life in the wilderness”

“I always get asked at my school, ‘What are you most excited about ?’ I’m excited about seeing so many things I’ve never seen before, like the Great Wall of China. There are so many things that I am looking forward to. I hope you stay tuned!“ One of the lucky kids, Suaram

This is the most common question we have gotten about our plan for long term travel (along with variations like: Have you always wanted to do this? Have you traveled a lot before? How do you manage logistics for a year of travel? Are you crazy? And other things like that). The answer always feelsContinue reading ““When did you decide to travel the world?””